I've recently learned of a thing: Beautiful in it's simplicity, a masterwork in it's craftsmanship. Simple geometric form imbued with time and talent to create a work of art.
Ugh. I should have sent a poet.
Look at it for yourself:
The Wrecktangle, by michaelcthulhu
Chaos starts at 1:23:00
I just...god damn. I need this in my games. Cyberpunk, fantasy, other genres - it'll work. I'll make it work.
The Wrecktangle (Y1000)
Heavy Melee Weapon (1d12)
* Heavy Weight
* High Quality
* Rend
Provides AC bonus as a Shield (+1)
Takes up 3 inventory spaces
That's it, no real substance here. I just had to share this glory.