What follows is a list of 1d100 failed careers. It's intended for GLoG.dat usage, but I suppose any weird cyberpunk setting would work for it. Per standard GLoG rules, on the left is your old career, which starts as a level 1 skill, and on the right is the item you managed to walk off with as you left your old job.
Special thanks to Josh at Rise Up, Comis, and Mr. Hughes, cyberpunk guidance counselor at Android High School for helping me in rounding out the list.
Special thanks to Josh at Rise Up, Comis, and Mr. Hughes, cyberpunk guidance counselor at Android High School for helping me in rounding out the list.
| Career | Starting Item | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Algae Cuisine Chef | 3 cudes of dehydrated food grade algae | |
| 2 | Algae Tank Sluice Operator | Waist-high wellies | |
| 3 | Android repair man | Electronic repair kit | |
| 4 | Android-Pop star manager | Earplugs | |
| 5 | Apocalyptic street preacher | Hollowed out bible | |
| 6 | Art Dealer | AI made collage box | |
| 7 | Asteroid miner | Frequency resonator | |
| 8 | Astrodock laborer | Magnetic boots | |
| 9 | Bartender | Expensive bottle of top-shelf hooch | |
| 10 | Biochemist | Vial of hormones | |
| 11 | Black marketeer of SQUID discs | 3 recorded SQUID discs | |
| 12 | Bootleg Animal Dealer | A small, living (but artificial) animal | |
| 13 | Buddhist monk | Begging bowl | |
| 14 | Bureaucrat | Bulletproof clipboard | |
| 15 | Calorie man | Hand crank generator | |
| 16 | Cashier at opium den fast food restaurant | 3 doses of opium | |
| 17 | Chatbot Backend | List of chatbot system passwords | |
| 18 | Cheetah Blood Drainer | Collar with Tap | |
| 19 | CIA Informant | Bag of drugs | |
| 20 | Cirque de Solei performer | 50ft of silk | |
| 21 | Clone Decanter | Squeegee, rubber gloves | |
| 22 | Corporate Drone | ID Card; Stapler | |
| 23 | Corporate Geomancer | Geomancy tool | |
| 24 | Cosmonaut | Tattoos of Lennon and Putin over heart; Old space suit | |
| 25 | Counterfeiter | Fake Traveling papers or license | |
| 26 | Courier | Mysterious package | |
| 27 | Cyber Zen Guru | Recurrent wired vizzy | |
| 28 | Data Courier | Cranium drive augment | |
| 29 | Data Security | 2 casettes | |
| 30 | Deforester | Chainsaw | |
| 31 | DIY Pharmacist | Vial of strange drugs | |
| 32 | Drug Mule | Bag of drugs | |
| 33 | Environmental ministry inspector | Breathing mask | |
| 34 | Experimental Moonshiner | Jar of high proof alcohol | |
| 35 | Feng Shui Consultant | Feng Shui compass | |
| 36 | Forklift Mech Construction Worker | Hard hat | |
| 37 | Furry Cult | Animal canine teeth implants (1d6 bite attack) | |
| 38 | Gene-ripper | 2 doses of CustomGenes(tm) | |
| 39 | Genetically-modified cat exterminator | Hiku brand cat-trap, slightly stained | |
| 40 | Genetically-modified elephant handler | Pain inducer remote and collar | |
| 41 | Gunsmith | Weapon repair kit | |
| 42 | Handsome Weeping Boy (Ikemeso Danshi) | Fine silk suit | |
| 43 | Hemp Farmer | Bag of marijuana | |
| 44 | Hinterland Surrogate | Bag of drugs | |
| 45 | Hologram Artist | Stereoconversion goggles | |
| 46 | Horse Historian | Bag of horse bones | |
| 47 | HyperPolo Player | Polo Motorcycle | |
| 48 | Implant repo | Dissection kit | |
| 49 | J-Pop star Bodyguard | Earplugs | |
| 50 | Jailbreaker | Electronics repair kit | |
| 51 | Jeffrey's Tube Engineer | Mechanics tool kit | |
| 52 | KGB Operative | 1 dose of poison with umbrella for delivery, tattoo of Lennon and Putin | |
| 53 | Locksmith | Lockpicks | |
| 54 | Lunar Miner | Lunar pickax | |
| 55 | Machinist | Tool kit | |
| 56 | Mafia Family Member | Passcard to a penthouse | |
| 57 | Mall Santa | Wine stained fake beard | |
| 58 | Merchant marine | Shipping Charts | |
| 59 | Meth cook | Bag of drugs | |
| 60 | Muay thai competitor | Glass laced knuckle-wraps | |
| 61 | Nail salon slave | Pain inducer remote and collar | |
| 62 | Nuclear Physicist | Slightly glowing rod | |
| 63 | Oil Rig Worker | Hard hat | |
| 64 | Organ Harvester | Dissection kit | |
| 65 | Organ Incubator | One extra organ of your choice | |
| 66 | Orphan catcher | Hand cuffs | |
| 67 | Panzerboy | Ignition key to a burnt-out tank somewhere | |
| 68 | Paramedic | First aid kit | |
| 69 | Parkour Competitor | Climbing gloves | |
| 70 | Patent Classifier | -1 will to live; 3 stolen patent data discs | |
| 71 | Pimp | Little black book | |
| 72 | Pizza Delivery | Shitty car | |
| 73 | Pornographer | Holodisk of Android pornography | |
| 74 | Professional Apologiser | Auto-Tear-duct augment | |
| 75 | Prostitute (the oldest profession) | Disease resistant patches | |
| 76 | Ramen Cook | 3 packs of expensive ramen | |
| 77 | Rastafarian | Bag of weed | |
| 78 | Renraku prostitute | Still installed "cutout switch" | |
| 79 | Rent-a-cop | Security uniform | |
| 80 | Rickshaw Driver | Rickshaw | |
| 81 | Ringleader for traveling Android Circus | Top hat with PA system | |
| 82 | Rock Star | Electronic instrument | |
| 83 | Salary man | Corporate hand book (full of oaths, company songs, and standard practices) | |
| 84 | security consultant | Remote motion sensor | |
| 85 | SimLife star | Sense-record unit | |
| 86 | SimLife star impersonator | Fake sense-record unit | |
| 87 | Smack supplier for dolphins | Heroin kit (drug, lighter, spoon, needle) | |
| 88 | Solar balloon squatter | Electronic repair kit | |
| 89 | SQUID recorder | SQUID magnetometer | |
| 90 | Street surgeon | Bottle of high proof alcohol | |
| 91 | Student | 3 textbooks; crippling debt | |
| 92 | Surrogate mother to clone babies | Third breast augmentation | |
| 93 | TacoCopter Specialist | Mini UAV | |
| 94 | Tong enforcer | Chinese cigarettes, length of chain | |
| 95 | Trade magnate | Mysterious package | |
| 96 | Transit system worker | Lifetime pass | |
| 97 | Visigoth gang member | Fine Gothic clothing | |
| 98 | Yakuza enforcer | -1 pinky finger; body tattoo; Fashionable clothes | |
| 99 | Yoga Instructor to the Stars | Disc full of celebraty secrets | |
| 100 | Zef Rapper | Fine Silk boxers, Zef Curse |
